Distortia Snowboard 2026
Distortia Snowboard 2026
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Product Description
A lightweight women's twin board designed to elevate your park skills and conquer the mountain. Its symmetrical shape and twin flex provide the perfect balance for riding switch, throwing spins, and buttering with confidence. With a 3D base profile that enhances your versatility, the Distortia promises a dynamic and fun experience on any terrain.
Features
3BT™ Triple Base Technology
At the heart of every Bataleon is a combination of 3BT™ and positive camber. It's an innovative solution to the profile puzzle that minimizes the potential for edge-catch without sacrificing ollie power or carving performance.
SideKick™
SideKick™ builds on the concept of Triple Base by increasing the sidebase uplift just outside the widest points of the nose and tail. The tips become more like a hull, boosting float in deep snow and slicing through crud.
Supertubes™
Supertubes™ are hollow carbon cylinders that are inserted directly into the core. They reinforce the camber, reduce weight and greatly increase pop.
Bi-Ax Lamination
A traditional two-way weave that is light, strong and playful; it keeps the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness, which is great for getting creative.
Light Core
50/50 Paulownia and poplar creates a balanced core that's lively yet strong.
Hyper Glide S Base
Our standard sintruded base that's durable and fast – and even faster when you keep it waxed.
Flex Walls
Our Urethane Poured Sidewalls offer exceptional shock absorption, reducing chatter and vibration for a smoother, more stable ride.
Carbon Stringers
Our tried and true carbon layups. We insert them in different areas to fine-tune the feel of each model.
C.S.T. SuperTubes
Central Super Tube, a single Super Tube down the middle of the board enhances pop without stiffening the board torsionally. Great for jibbing.
Performance
Shape & Profile
Shape: Twin
Symmetrical shape for balanced riding in both directions.
Nose Sidebase Uplift: Medium
The gradual side base uplift in the nose determines how the board will behave on snow. Most affected are the edge to edge performance and the uplift generated when riding powder.
Tail Sidebase Uplift: Medium
The gradual side base uplift in the tail determines how the board will behave on snow. Any amount of uplift brings all the benefits of Triple Base Technology making our boards more versatile than others.
Camber Profile: Medium Camber
Camber profiles are defined from low to high. Higher camber make for more dynamic boards that need to be ridden more aggressively to get maximum performance. Lower camber boards are smoother on lower speeds and in powder.
3D Shape: 3BT™ & Sidekick™
Combining the responsiveness of traditional tip-to-tail camber with the dynamic shaping properties of Triple Base Technology and the performance boosting Sidekick feature makes for a 3D snowboarding experience like no other.
Board Specs
| Length (cm) | Effective Edge (cm) | Waist Width (cm) | Tip/Tail Width (cm) | Sidecut Radius (m) | Inserts | Min/Max Stance (cm) | Min/Max Stance (in) | Recommended Weight (Kg) | Recommended Weight (Lbs) | Boot Size (US) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 140 | 104.9 | 23.3 | 26.6 / 26.6 | 7.37 | 24 | 43.0-55.0 | 16.9-21.7 | 38.0-58.0 | 84-128 | 3-7 |
| 143 | 107.6 | 23.6 | 27.0 / 27.0 | 7.52 | 24 | 44.0-56.0 | 17.3-22.0 | 41.0-61.0 | 90-134 | 4-7 |
| 146 | 110.3 | 23.9 | 27.5 / 27.5 | 7.66 | 24 | 45.0-57.0 | 17.7-22.4 | 44.0-64.0 | 97-141 | 4-7 |
| 149 | 113.0 | 24.2 | 27.9 / 27.9 | 7.78 | 24 | 46.0-58.0 | 18.1-22.8 | 49.0-69.0 | 108-152 | 4-8 |
| 152 | 115.7 | 24.5 | 28.3 / 28.3 | 7.88 | 24 | 47.5-59.5 | 18.7-23.4 | 54.0-74.0 | 119-163 | 5-9 |
Distortia Snowboard 2026
Shipping policy
In Store Pick Up is available; please choose which store you'd like to pick up from and select “Pick up” during checkout. Your order will be ready for pick up at the selected location by 5:00 pm the next business day. If you wish to have someone else pick up your order, please contact the store directly.
Shipping Fees:
Standard
Order subtotal up to $99.00: $14.99
Order subtotal over $99: Free*
Generally, you will receive your order within 6 business days. If you have not received your order within this time period, please check the tracking information or contact us for assistance.
*Free Shipping applies to orders shipped within Canada only
*Some oversized items may not be eligible for Free Shipping
*Remote locations may require additional charges; please contact us for shipping large items (surfboards, wake foils etc).
Expedited
Cost will vary based on destination and size of package; freight will be automatically calculated during checkout if you have selected this method. This is a 2 - 3 business day service to most destinations within Canada.
Within Canada, we ship with FedEx & Canada Post. US orders are shipped via UPS. We do ship to PO Boxes and General Delivery, however due to the increased risk we may require further information before processing the order. The customer assumes all responsibility for orders shipped to PO boxes or General Delivery.
Once your order is shipped, you will receive an automated email which includes tracking information. You may also inquire about your order by calling 1-800-316-7669, or emailing ordertracking@boardroomshop.com. Please note, it may take up to 48 hours for tracking information to appear on the carrier’s website.
We want to ensure your new prized possession gets to you in perfect condition. All boards are shipped in a board sleeve, wrapped with packing paper, nose and tail bumpers, and are placed in an individual snowboard box. We are unable to set up your board before shipping due to shipping restraints.
International
The Boardroom extends International shipping services to countries outside Canada, however please note that certain manufacturers, namely Ride, Nike, and Never Summer, are not available for shipping outside Canada. Shipping cost for international orders is a flat rate of USD$30.
It's important to note that customers are solely responsible for any additional customs duties, taxes, and fees that may apply. We recommend contacting your local customs office for detailed information on potential charges. International orders are considered Final Sale and are not eligible for return.
To ensure a reliable and secure delivery, we partner with trusted international shipping carriers like UPS. Estimated delivery times for international shipments vary, typically ranging from 5-12 business days. Please be mindful that customs clearance procedures in the destination country may lead to unforeseen delays beyond our control.
